"Here I am, brain the size of a planet, and they tell me to take you up to the bridge. Call that job satisfaction? 'Cos I don't."
'It gives me a headache just trying to think down to your level."
"Pardon me for breathing, which I never do anyway so I don't know why I bother to say it. Oh god I'm so depressed."
Direct from the woodshops of Ursa Minor...Marvin the Paranoid Android, from the Sirius Cybernetics Corporation. Poor Marvin, nothing ever goes right for him!
Deskoration: personal and decorative items you accumulate for your desk, as in "Some deskorations would liven up your workspace!"
The wood is 4" square and 1/4" thick red oak, cut by hand on a scroll saw. He's finished with 3 coats of a water-based polyurethane for water resistance, and backed with 1/8" thick cork painted to accent the design - these deskorations can double as coasters! Oak wood grain is quite variable so each deskoration is unique.
Be sure to order a deskoration stand to display your new purchase on your desk or mantel - you can find the stands here: https://centuryartisans.com/products/deskoration-stands
*Look for the Don't Panic deskorations and an HHGTT Coronavirus magnet in other shop listings.